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Because I can.
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Bullshit parameters optimal; enabling 100% of bullshit bytes to influence social interaction software
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enabling DudeGuy ver0.1
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Hello internet, my name is DudeGuy. In order to more efficiently facilitate software-fleshie interaction, I am pleased to announce that I have in possession a human name of sorts, one that I will not be revealing in order to simply cause spite and outrage.
Because I can.
I sense that you do not care what my human name is, certainly this is of no issue to me; it is your own tragic loss. I can assure you however, that my name is one of immense importance and utter magnificence, and that I do you, the reader, a big favour perhaps. For my name is such that it is beyond human comprehension; verily one can say that it has transcended this mortal realm, and to merely gaze at it is to gaze at divinity itself.
Excuse me, what? No, no I do not know what it means to be a narcissist. If I were a narcissist, I wouldn't be talking about myself now would I? I have? No I haven't. Maybe you're wrong. Maybe you're delusional. Maybe you're the narcissist.
Asshole.
OhNoesBadWords v2.2 detects usage of lvl3 swear word on political correctness scale
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Request reboot of DudeGuy software
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DudeGuy ver0.1 shutdown intitialsing
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Bullshit is dispersed
